Details: Neanderthals once dwelled in deep caves garbed in the pelts of bears, rarely vacating their dark abode. Outside the caves, thick mist coated sodden dirt and grass for miles around. Those beasts to which we refer have all but ceased to exist. Fortunately for those longing for a real sense of adventure absent from city life, we present The Wendol, a perfume that contains all the mud, bones, pride, and pelts of our savage ancestors. Dig in.